You may want to grab a cup of coffee, It may take up to 10 minutes

navigating time and space...

configuring complicated stuff...

spinning up your trial...

creating self replicating agent...

agent says: Hello Mr Anderson !!!

contemplating the unbearable lightness of being...

watching cat videos...

bending the spoon...

preparing your trial...

knitting cozy socks...

breaking the 4th wall...

discovering new civilizations...

expertly engineering the best trial ever...

playing solitaire...

implementing genius...

complimenting your shirt...

completing your request...

praising your excellent taste in software...

searching for alien life...

mastering ping pong...

beginning your trial experience...

harnessing interstellar energy...

marveling at our handiwork...

waving the magic wand...

sending info ALL THE WAY TO SPACE (whoa)...

processing...

making a snack...

generating awesome...

now loading...

translating binary...

connecting...

reimagining famous sci-fi novels...

spinning the wheel...

conquering the world....